SHORTCUTS TO SUCCESS

What is success. It's best defined individually,be aware that definition changes as you change,and you will or you won't succeed. It is a process more than an event. Somebody said "The best shortcut is don't take any shortcuts." That being said I will give give you one shortcut,ignore the first 10 items on the list go right to #11. For they are only to make you look successful.True success is a moving target and will require you to do a lot not buy a lot.

1- Wear a watch that has real numbers,and two hands.Cause nothing says success like showing, that you don't give give a darn about what time it is.

2- Don't wear any socks not only will you look really cosmo, You'll be saving both time and money. Just in case nobody notices roll your pant leg up.

3- Put a bicycle on the roof of your car. Make sure  your always in route to a bike fitting. Just in case someone actually ask you to go riding.( I keep mine on the roof so don't be offended).

4- Have a safe word, when in conversation and you draw a blank shout the name Elon Musk. Wink and nod your head aprovingly as if to say, you know that Elon thinks that he knows what he's doing. Point toward Mars, don't worry nobody else will know where it is either. ( Make sure you point into the air).

5- Pretend you don't know how to drive a stick shift, and aren't familiar with the terms, 3 on the tree, or 4 on the floor. That's a dead giveaway you spent some time in one of the fly over states.(that draws manual transmissions like a magnate).

6- Careful when you speak, be mindful that A.I. means artificial intelligence at a start-up in Silicon Valley Calif. Not to be confused with A.I. artificial insemination on a cow calf operation in Pauls Valley Oklahoma.(Though both will have wondering what the world is coming to).

7- When in a crowd of other successful people just like yourself. Stare mindlessly at your smart phone, as if it were actually making you smarter.(They do have that ability, choose wisely).

8- Eat only natural, organic, free range beef. That will leave more beef from cattle that ate plain old grass, for the rest of us.

9- If you need money, and you would not be reading this if you did;nt. Remember OPM other peoples money. Think crowd funding anything but your own.(Hey this actually works for some people a good idea will go a long way).

10-If you have children sign them up for anything and everything. Cause you never know they might be the next big thing.(Please let them pick a few activities that there interested in).

11-FREE ! FREE ! FREE ! There is a host of info. out there to help you. Use the web you won;t wear it out, but try anyway. Here are a few suggestions.Tim Ferriss 4hr, work week, Seth Godin .com. Bigger Pockets for all things real estate.There is a whole world out there of help and much of it is FREE! My definition of success is FREEDOM!!!

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